Earl has decided to load up the camper and take me fer a romantic weekend away from my screamin' kids. I can't tell ya' how much I need this trip, y'all. Missy over at the Par Mar is coverin' my shifts, Earl has left Jimmy Ray in charge of The Shack, and Leota Davis from the trailer next door's gonna keep an eye on my Satan spawn. Hopefully Lurlene'll mind Leota this time (she was caught foolin' around with a certain member of this family last time, and I aint talkin' about me OR Earl...)
See you on Tuesday.