Narcissism 101

GAME OVAH

This is one of the most amazing things I've seen in a long while... Brilliant. (Thanks, Richie Rizzo, for the heads up)

I'LL SAY...

New image from Richard Rizzo per my request...

MARCIA MARCIA EIGHTBALL

From the delicious mind of Richard Rizzo:

Loves it.

DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE: 84 (Lumber)

TURKISH TROUBLEMAKER

He's a hot mess.

 

LAST MINUTE ENTRY

Screw Obama. I'm Voting For Rich Rizzo.

DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE: 143

JONBENET RIZZO

Mr. Richard Rizzo would like all the country's felons to line up, in a single-file line please, and take a DNA test to determine if he OR she is responsible for the death of his daughter. He'd also like all the felons to step lively as we're in a recession and time is money.

Can they do this same DNA shizz on Nicole Brown-Simpson to find out who her real killer is, too? Mayhaps we should just line up all the golfers-with-too-much-free-time-on-their-hands - we're bound to find at least ONE person who would fit the bill. Am I right?

(And, no, I'm not suggesting that the Rizzos had anything to do with JonBenet's death. I am, however, pointing my finger at Orange Julius Simpson. I am also poking fun at John Ramsey. Who is he to ask that "all felons" give DNA to find his daughter's killer? He's acting like a father, yes, but a delusional father nonetheless. Get in line with everyone else with a cold case.)

PORK THE PAIN AWAY

Sent to me from Richie Rizzo.

K-I-T-T-Y!

Richie Rizzo suggests this as a good way to pass time...

RIZZOISMS

Master Richard Rizzo has sent me this side-by-side comparison of The Wino and Nosferatu.

They're both vampires, right?

DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE: 367