Narcissism 101

TROJANS

* First: I can't take this Michael Jackson's Traveling Circus crap. This morning, his arrival was like the Oscar's pre-show. There were fans by the hundreds waving signs and screaming for anyone who would listen, the obligatory international media trying to get the best $hots, limos arriving with Joe Jackson (alone and in Armani), Janet arriving with Jermaine Dupri (she in Chanel; he in Phat Farm), and Jermaine, Tito, and mother Katherine (in Oaktree, International Male, and Lane Bryant respectively.) Michael himself arrived fashionably late, pleaded not guilty, then went outside to entertain his fans by dancing atop his Escalade while his "handlers" (see: Nation of Islam) held up signs that invited his "Caravan of Love" to join him at a party at Neverland Ranch. My questions are thus: Where was Joan Rivers and why didn't Vanity Fair host the after-lying-in-court party at Morton's?

** Second: I've been cleaning and running errands all day prior to AJ's arrival tomorrow. To say that I'm looking forward to this visit is an understatement... I can't wait to see his handsome face.

*** And lastly, speaking of handsome faces, I opened up my new Entertainment Weekly and am drooling over a picture on page 30:

THE LOST BOY

Way back when, when I was dating the lovely Miss Stephanie Block, she had introduced me to her best friend who's name was Damion Dietz. Damion was amongst the funniest people I had ever met...and he had really good hair (cue gay boyfriend hint here).

Well, it seems as though Damion has become quite the filmmaker, and his second film Neverland has just been released on DVD. The story is (obviously) a re-telling of Peter Pan, and it seems that Hook has a masochistic leather side to him, Tiger Lily's a drag queen, and Tinkerbell's an unwed mother who's t-shirt reads "Fuck Off". It was presented at the 2003 New York at the Gay & Lesbian Film Festival. Watch the trailer...