Every day until my birthday I ask the universe to give me something outlandish and...who knows...maybe I'll get something that I wish for.
Here's #16 - To be BFFs w/ Jerri Blank. (And, yes, I'll settle for Amy Sedaris)
I’m Jerri Blank and I’m an alcoholic. I’m also addicted to amphetamines as well as main-line narcotics. Some people say I have a sex addiction, but I think all those years of prostitution was just a means to feed my ravenous hunger for heroin. It’s kind of like the chicken or the nugget. The point is, I’m addicted to gambling.
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