Missed the Oscars last night? Here's my quick re-cap:
Jon Stewart comes out and says a few funny/witty things.
Boring.
Montage.
Boring.
Boring.
Montage.
Tilda Swinton is tad weird and looks like a man, but she rocks.
Boring.
Bad song performance by a talented actress.
Boring.
Javier Bardem speaks in Spanish.
Montage.
Boring.
Boring.
Marion Cotillard speaks in English.
Dead People Montage.
Boring.
Another bad song performance by and uber-talented Broadway diva.
Where IS Halle Berry?
Boring.
Nap.
Tom Hanks, the actor's spokesman of all things military, has soldiers read off nominations for the "Boring" category.
Montage.
Great song performance by a couple of Irish people.
Boring.
Diablo Cody is my fave stripper. Well, second favorite behind Nomi Malone.
Daniel Day-Lewis rules and wins the Most Obvious Best Actor In A Motion Picture Award.
No Country For Old Men.
And...scene.
DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE: 329
i think i love you.
Felt exactly the same. beau-ring!
Posted by: eddie | Sunday, February 24, 2008 at 11:37 PM