Take a look at how hilarious this homophobic remark made my Donald Trump last night on Larry King Live about Rosie O'Donnell was:
"Rosie thought it was terrible that I gave her a second chance. Of course, Rosie has given -- she's given women many, many second chances -- only women." (buh-doom-chee!!)
He then goes on to give his expert television executive opinion on the future of The View, how The View made Danny Devito look like he was drunk, and defends his good friend Kelly Ripa.
"Well, no, their ratings are up. You know why their ratings are up? Because of people like me(OF COURSE...). They get us. Look at Danny DeVito. Look what happened to Danny DeVito on "The View." He goes on there. I saw a clip of it. He's a friend of mine. He's a great guy. He was fantastic on "The View." They made him look like he's an alcoholic, like he's a drunk.
He wasn't drunk. They made him look that way. (WHO EXACTLY ARE 'THEY' DONALD?)
Look what they did to Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa is a terrific person. She didn't want to attack Rosie, which I think is a mistake. But if somebody wrapped their arm into my mouth (???), I would be complaining, believe me, see, because what Clay Aiken did to Kelly Ripa was disgusting. So Rosie took Clay Aiken's side. (PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH GAY)
The fact is Rosie's a bad person. She's not good at what she does. She will destroy "The View." You watch, Larry, mark my words."
I am now officially banning anything that has to do with The Trump and will spit at his feet when I run into him next. That's what Italians do when they're cursing someone -- my grandmother taught me that. Hey, maybe I'll get sued... BRING IT.
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