"Y'know what, Gayle, don't sweat it. They always make up stories about me being gay as well, but would a gay man be getting married for a third time and have 3 kids -- 2 of which were adopted and one is actually from my brother's sperm rather than mine, but I digress..."
'Cuz you now that's what they're talking about. Love the hair-across-the-forehead look that old man Cruise is rockin', don't you? Very teenage chic.
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