Dear Reese,
I hate you. Not because you won the Oscar for Best Actress over my fave Felicity Huffman. Not because you're beautiful and perfect and good. Not because I covet your hot husband.
I hate you because I love you and I can't be angry with you for winning and that pisses me off.
Damn you, Reese Witherspoon! Damn you.
Love,
Aaron Elvis James
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