These are the things that (currently) scare me:
* Subway bomb threats. Don't fuck with my ride, bitches.
* Bird Flu. This'll be easy to contain, huh?
* The Supreme Court. Supremely Supremist? Only time will tell.
* The Virgin KatieTM 's Baby. Methinks she and Tom might name the child Damien and try laser tattoo removal for the three sixes it's going to have marked on it's head. (hats off to Andy at Towleroad for the inspiration)
* The TV Fall Season. Does every new show have to be freaky or supernatural? Lost is freaky. Invasion, Night Stalker, and Threshold are creepy. And which is scarier: the fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt can see dead people or that she still has a career? Hmmmmmmm...
This October is off to one helluva start and we're got 25 more days before Halloween.
In a word: shit.
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