1. If you live in New York, get thee to Pam Ann: Come Fly With Me as soon as humaly possible. This show is very funny and I would highly recommend booking first class seats. Champagne isn't served to passengers in "economy".
2. How sad am I that the latest Disney flick Home on the Range got panned? I live for Disney movies and am running to the theater to see it before it's taken out and made into rump roast. Poor Roseanne...
3. How hot is the new Bachelor? He's not only hot, but he's a football player.
4. How lucky is this girl? On The Bachelor, Jesse "accidentally" gave her a rose, admitted he made the mistake to all the contestants, then "allowed her" to stay. Is this luck or pity? She is the female equivalent of John Stevens.
5. Her concert sucked. Period. And why is she scratching her muffin in this picture?
6. I want her to go away. In the words of the immortal Oran Juice Jones: "You gotta get on outta here
with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with...cuz you dismissed!"
Scratching her muffin? Is that a trans-fat free muffin? If I'm on the South Beach Diet can I have it? Is it different from her milkshake? I'm old and white...
Posted by: Charlie | Friday, April 09, 2004 at 11:09 AM
Maybe "The Bachelor" chick is going to be his spy -- I heard that was the brilliant twist this year, that he'd have a mole within the pool of competing ovaries who'd report back to him. I don't know; I won't turn the program on. I promised myself I'd never watch reality TV, and then I picked up the crack pipe that was the first episode of "The Apprentice." Now I wake up every Friday morning feeling dazed and shameful and asking myself, "Why do I do these kind of things to myself? WHY?"
Posted by: MRKinLA | Friday, April 09, 2004 at 09:49 AM
who's the chick in the black leather?
is it Janet? is it Brittney? is it J-lo? i can't tell.
hmmm, it just occured to me that this may be the
problem with most of these 'sexy' female singers, no?
Posted by: rob | Friday, April 09, 2004 at 06:49 AM
did you hear what happened to the bachelor? he screwed up the rose ceremony because he confused names.
Posted by: arjanwrites.com | Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 08:11 PM
genius post today!
j-Blo
Posted by: j-Lo | Thursday, April 08, 2004 at 11:32 AM