Okay, I just can't right now...
There is an actual Silence Of The Lambs musical called : Silence!
The lyrics to Put The Fucking Lotion in the Basket go:
[Buffalo Bill]
It rubs the lotion on its skin
It does this when it's told
It rubs the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose
And when it's done there's one more thing
A simple little task, it's:
Put the fucking lotion in the basket.
I smell a Tony Award...
I'm guessing this musical will not have a lucrative future in the "dinner theater" circuit.
Posted by: dan | Saturday, March 13, 2004 at 07:11 AM