There are so many right things in this clip, it's hard to criticize all the cheesy wrongs. But Rona Barrett, Lee Majors and Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman in an Olivia Newton-John special...? I mean, come on.
The point is this: no silver- stick to gold. White gold for functions, pearls if you're the church or charity kind, diamonds when you wanna get some, Chanel jewelry if you've got the funds. Chunky for work, you know oversized rings and statement pieces. Earrings? Avoid big hoops - they're tacky. And If I ever see a sla...p bracelet, I will personally tell you what I think of you.
Sitting at home not feeling well and watching an episode of 30 Rock that I missed and came across these thoughtful words from Liz Lemon to a potential suitor:
"I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being into cars is really lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks 'as needed'...like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damned Disney Prince. I want someone who genuinely likes me, even when I'm old. And that's what I want."
All while getting hit w/ dodge balls.
UPDATE: Just watched the season finale and Liz Lemon gets a potential suitor in the form of an airline pilot (Matt Damon). But this is Liz Lemon we're talking about. And Matt Damon, so...
Ya know, for the past 3 episodes, Glee has seemed to have lost it's edge. Is it just me or do all these episodes seem like AfterSchool Specials? If I see Rachel snorting some angel dust w/ Jesse St. James and she jumps out the second story window like Helen Hunt I'm gonna lose it.
C'mon, Ryan Murphy, get back to the quick banter and lose the "you're-not-fat-you're-beautiful-just-like-that-Christina-Aguilera-song" bullshizz.
I have my new man-crush for 2010. His name is Aiden Turner. He was on All My Children for 7 years and is currently on (quote/unquote) Dancing with the (quote/unquote) Stars*. Isn't he handsome??? PLUS he's from Australia and has a dreamy accent.
And not to worry, Lee Pace, you've still got a spot in my heart.
* The reason for the "quote/unquotes" is because they're not really dancing and they're far from stars. I'm just sayin'....
After the jump, watch a clip of him being interviewed and see what I'm talkin' bout.
I love, love, LOVE FourFour's video compilations and this one is pretty genius. It's a collection of all the gayest clips from one of the worst shows EVER Small Wonder. As if the show's boy-star Jamie wasn't gay enough...
I loves me some Jersey Shore and I loves me some Snooki. And Pauly D. And, of course, Mike "The Sitation", so what's not to love with this Jimmy Kimmel skit? Only thing missing is my boy with the best eyebrows this side of the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge Vinny. (Thanks Joey G. for the heads-up.)
Not only did they take sectionals, they were nominated for 4 Golden Globe Awards this morning including Best TV Series, Comedy/Musical. Congrats to Matt Morrison (go OCHSA!), Lea Michelle and Jane Lynch on their nominations.
This afternoon on the subway I was sitting across from Seth Meyers and had to force myself to keep quiet. What I really want to do was yell at him for being such a horrible head writer for SNL. What exactly does he do as head writer - approve skits that aren't funny while working up his jokes for Weekend Update? Methinks yes.
Lucky for him I shut my trap and let him read his precious Kindle. He was probably reading one of the Twilight Series books - he looks the type.
Or maybe - just maybe - he was reading something funny that might inspire him. One can only hope...
If you have not yet done so, make sure you watch Wanda Syke's Ima Be Me on HBO. She's frikkin' genius and has me LOL - literally. She's seriously one of the funniest comics out there and I can't wait to see her new talk show.
This is what Spencer Pratt told Ben Silverman (Chairman NBC/Universal) on the phone as to why he and Heidi Montag-Pratt were quitting I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here:
"I’m too rich and I’m too famous to be sitting with these people and cleaning up their shit in the jungle, my man. And this cast is de-valuing our fame right now. I sitting next to VH1 comedians that I have never seen before, I’m sitting next to wrestlers, I’m like – this is just not the show… I thought it would be all celebrities. Stars of shows get treated like stars, dude. I’m, fuckin’, supposed to be cleaning up John Salley’s shit in a bucket, dude. You’ve never cleaned up your own shit let alone taken John Salley’s shit to the creek, have you? Don’t throw me in the jungle and treat me like a little guinea pig torture act. Enjoy your dinner."
He and Heidi's "fame" was de-valued??Who'd he think would do a crap-tastic show like that? Jake Gyllenhaal and Cameron D?
I was let got from my job at MTV last Thursday due to tightening budgets and am about to be jobless in 2 weeks. Yikes.
In other news: I am trying to get chosen for a spot on Logo's Big Gay Sketch Showand to do that I have to enter their on-line contest. What qualifications do I have for becoming a cast member, you ask? Well:
1. I'm funny. 2. I'm a comedic actor (with training, bitch!) so I'll be able to pull off a sketch. 3. I am a dialects king and can impersonate almost anyone. 4. I also am a comedy writer.
Is it me or was LOST a bit too much last night? The amount of information thrown at me was dense and required a chalk board, dontcha think?
If you didn't watch it stop reading now... SO going back in time can be done by an individual (Richard) and others do it as a group, but only if they're close to each other?(!) And how did Locke go back to another time - when the African drug dealers crashed their Boone-killing drug plane, but Sawyer and his small group did not? And is the woman from London (Mrs. Hawkings) Daniel Faraday's mother? Is Sun gonna get even with Kate as well as Ben? Who the hell can shoot that many flaming arrows at the same time? Was the cast of The 300 in Hawaii the day they filmed??
I loves it when David Alan Grier plays Maya Angelou. Last night on the Chocolate News, Maya is being interviewed in her garden and when asked what she will say if she's asked to speak at the inauguration of Barrack Obama, she stands and recites the following: "Mister Obama, Like a fresh breeze, you have risen above the painful experiential sense-memory of the past. You have a mega mulatto choke-hold on the American Dream Uplifting every imaginable race, creed, cult, culture, ETH-NI-CI-TY, and religion that comprise the brilliant tapestry of this hallowed union. The rabbi, the priest, the minister, the imam, the crack-head, the hustler, the buxom blonde, the bubble-butt brown beauty, all those who walk into a bar, where everyone knows your name, applaud your virtuous victory. I christen you Hosanna, Obama. Brown-bama, dark angle, black knight I pronounce you prince, king, pharaoh. Obama, as your spiritual mama, I bid you good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and sweet dreams - Happy birthday Mr. President. Freedom!
(and then they release the doves)"
She then sits.
When asked if she's written a poem for John McCain on his inauguration she stands and recites the following: