Mr. Richard Rizzo would like all the country's felons to line up, in a single-file line please, and take a DNA test to determine if he OR she is responsible for the death of his daughter. He'd also like all the felons to step lively as we're in a recession and time is money.
Can they do this same DNA shizz on Nicole Brown-Simpson to find out who her real killer is, too? Mayhaps we should just line up all the golfers-with-too-much-free-time-on-their-hands - we're bound to find at least ONE person who would fit the bill. Am I right?
(And, no, I'm not suggesting that the Rizzos had anything to do with JonBenet's death. I am, however, pointing my finger at Orange Julius Simpson. I am also poking fun at John Ramsey. Who is he to ask that "all felons" give DNA to find his daughter's killer? He's acting like a father, yes, but a delusional father nonetheless. Get in line with everyone else with a cold case.)