Narcissism 101

NEKKID

I. Love. Bodyguard.

 

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DAILY CRUSH

This is today's crush. It's all about those eyes...

GAYS OF OUR LIVES #1

I love old pics of gays gone by and found this one the other day. Not a great pic, but I love the surfboard. (And remember: "All models over 18yrs of age.")

IT'S OFFICIAL

I have my new man-crush for 2010. His name is Aiden Turner. He was on All My Children for 7 years and is currently on (quote/unquote) Dancing with the (quote/unquote) Stars*.  Isn't he handsome??? PLUS he's from Australia and has a dreamy accent.

And not to worry, Lee Pace, you've still got a spot in my heart.

* The reason for the "quote/unquotes" is because they're not really dancing and they're far from stars. I'm just sayin'....

After the jump, watch a clip of him being interviewed and see what I'm talkin' bout.

INFOMERCIALS-R-US

I still wouldn't buy this stinky crap, but this infomercial is pretty funny (even though they were "inspired" by SNL's Shweddy Balls skit.)

BED BOUND

SO, my body decided it wasn't feeling like it could fight off whatever sickness is going around, and I have been in bed all day sick as a dog. I have fever, sweats, achy-ness, and major congestion...

I hadn't eaten in 22 hours and just fixed myself a toasted peanut butter & banana sandwich with an ice-cold coconut water (get those electrolytes back in...) and it made me feel a bit better.

Now I'm gonna go watch my stories (SYTYCD, V, and Melrose Place) before my other stories come on. A big night of TV.

BTW the picture is obviously not me, but in my mind's eye - it's what I'd like to look like when I'm under the weather...

WHO IS THIS SHAWTY PERSON?

Warning: Numerous douchebag alert. I mean...really?

UPDATE: The video has been deemed "private" by said douchebags. I totally understand that they don't want the world watching them dance around shirtless, trying to act sexy. They're gonna leave that to the muscle gays...

POPULARITY

If only I knew how to do this, I'd be the most popular boy in the land... Amazeballs.

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE US

There are days where I just sit and fantasize about being Mrs. Jake Gyllenhaal.  It sounds super gay, but I am exactly that -- super gay.

When I came across this picture it made me realize that we have a lot in common: Jake is exiting a TWA flight in a sunny destination -- my mother was a flight attendant for TWA and I flew on that same airlines throughout my childhood and my teens to California. See?

It's a stretch, I know, but a gal can dream, can't she? (God I need to get laid...)

DAYS LEFT IN OFFICE: 503

MAKINGS OF A DILDO

Is it me or does this thing look fake? (NSFW/not safe for work, kids)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It's my boyfriend's 30th Birthday today and I wanna wish him the happiest birfday ever and that I love him VERY much.

Welcome to your 30s...you're gonna love it here.

RE-LIGHT MY FIRE

Like many others, I am jumping on the FDNY calendar train. I mean, come on, how could you not support this???

BEYONCE, CAN YOU CAN THIS?

It's ALIVE!!!!!!

MY TYPE REVEALED

Before telling you which one was deemed "My Type", I wanna give you a few results from the quiz. I was told that:

* My photo choices suggest a man over 40 is probably getting a little old for your tastes (not an Anna Nicole)
* I seemed interested in dating a man at least 25 or older (not into "twinks")
* I liked very handsome men (and who doesn't...?)
* A lot of the features I liked are not especially popular / they're not what usually defines "mainstream" attractiveness for men. (VERY true...if you have a wandering eye, I'm all over you)
* Some may call one of [my] types "Pretty Boys," (did it not just tell me I liked "features that were not mainstream"???)
* I liked long and narrow "rectangular" faces / I prefered "Ecto-Mesomorphs," with narrow chins and nicely angular faces. (sometimes)
* I seemed especially interested in men with green eyes (um...okay)
* I also appeared to like a number of guys we refer to as "Surfer Dudes." (you can take the boy out of California...)
* I'm very selective. (see also: very picky)
* I prefer to date men who are about the same height I am, or maybe up to 2 inches taller. (oh my god...I'm a height-ist!)
* I've shown that I'm open to men who wear glasses (VERY true...ask AJ)
* I preferred men to have nice average-sized lips; not too thin and not too full (sorry Steven Tyler)
* A good head of hair is a real turn on for me, but I gave special attention to men with short , deep brown hair (but dirty blondes are hot, too)

They then told me that #5 was the most my type with #3 coming in second and #4/#1 coming in third. (#2 was my surfer-boy type) This descision was, I guess, based on the fact that "I seemed to like bald men who were attractive and had an especially masculine look." No offense to those who haven't a-hair-on-their-head but I do sometimes prefer guys with shaved heads a la G.I. Joe -- not so much with the Kojak look.

I guess my point is that "my type" is all over the map...my preferences change by the minute. Too bad outgoing and funny-as-hell aren't physical traits because it could be narrowed down even further.

CASTING AGENT

Which do you think was the most "My Type"?

( I took his suggestion and took the quiz...)

HOLLYWOOD AGING MACHINE

Sure, Josh Hartnett is cute now, but...

THIS IS NOT A TESTE

Big thanks to Gawker who pointed out this little mistake from the folks at US Magazine (click on pic to make it bigger):

TO DO LIST

New Year's Resolution

FINDING THOM

I stumbled across this guy's picture which had a link to his website and was completely amazed by what he's been through.

Thom started his acting career in 1986 playing Phillip Chancellor on The Young and the Restless. He was also in the closet. He bought a house with his lover (who was also the show's florist.) His two younger brothers, Craig and Troy, moved into his Hollywood house to live with he and his boyfriend. After 3 years of being on the show, Thom and CBS decided it would be best to move on and not sign another 2 year contract. It was, after all, during the AIDS scare and gay (closeted) actors were thought of as a risk with kissing scenes.

A mere 2 months after walking away from the show, Thom's schizofrenic brother Troy beat their mother to death with a bat. He was caught after 2 weeks of running and sent to prison for life without parole. His other brother Craig moved out and later married. Thom stopped acting for a while and finally began guest appearances on Melrose Place, Murder She Wrote, Matlock, & Highway to Heaven.

In 2001, Thom's youngest brother Craig, shot himself in the head. He was living in his own apartment while separated from his wife. Thom found the body.

When Thom decided to audition for Big Brother 3 recently, he made the conscious descision to come out of the closet (well...to Hollywood), but wouldn't sign the permission contract with CBS to allow them to do a background check on him as he didn't want all his family issues rehashed. Needless to say, he wasn't cast. Thom has also written a book which he hopes will be picked up.

All this info. from a pic that made me ask, "Who's that?"

ON-LINE PORN INTERIORS

This site made me laugh real hard (pardon the pun.) Remember to read the comments, kids.

THE TWO JAKES

How much love Mr. Blacklow for posting this?

That Dustin Hoffman is hot.

(As you may or may not have noticed, I got rid of the Oprah blog from yesterday...I had a heapin' heppin' of estrogen and decided to write about it...like Oprah givin' out expensive gifts was noteworthy...won't happen again...)

OUCH

GALEN IS HOT. PERIOD.

HELLO?

Thanks to the O.G.B. (Jonno, the original gansta bloggah), I have stumbled upon this fine new film which I think everyone should view at least once... I watched it seven days ago.

Hang on, there's my phone.

TOWLE DRY, PLEASE

Not only is this guy hot, but his blog site is now one of my favorites...