Narcissism 101

IT'LL PROBABLY BE THE HOUSEBOY

2 things I love-love-love: Kristen Wiig and Suzanne Somers. Just what the doctor ordered on a Friday night home alone...

AND SPEAKING OF MADONNA...

Do you remember when Madonna told David Letterman she's never eaten pizza...sorry - never eaten "in a New York pizzeria"? Well, my very own Nancy Drew (also known as Aaron) hip me to the fact that she has and there's photographic proof. See it after the jump and keep in in mind that it may not be safe for work...

REALITY CHEQUE

After the shit-show night I had last night, it was nice to wake up to this from my friend Aaron. Kind of inspiring seeing someone as famous as Madonna before she became "Madonna". It was filmed at Danceteria and I love that after the performance the host, Haoui Mantaug, says, "That's Madonna. That's Everybody, and you'll be hearing it a lot." If he only knew...

IMA BE ME

If you have not yet done so, make sure you watch Wanda Syke's Ima Be Me on HBO. She's frikkin' genius and has me LOL - literally. She's seriously one of the funniest comics out there and I can't wait to see her new talk show.

"White people are watching you."

GAGA AINT GOT SHIZZ ON MIRANDA

While Lady Gaga was was rockin' on SNL this weekend (EXCEPT for the lame skit with Madonna - who's writing for that show now?? Clearly talentless amateurs...but I digress), my brain goes to Miranda doing her cover of the Gaga classic. Here it is - watch and suck it haters!

MY BABY'S ALL GROWED UP

Pee-Wee Herman was on Jay Leno last night and while it's good to see him again, he just isn't that little boy he once was. Don't get me wrong - he's still there, just in need of a little fine tuning.

This does NOT mean I'm not still dying to see him in November... He said that they moved theaters due to popularity, so methinks there's still tickets available.

I'M YO' BIGGEST FAN

Here is the fan video of Celebration... I love Lourdes in this!!! She looks amazing.

Madonna - Celebration 2 - Fan Version sélectionné dans Rock / Pop et Clips

WE HAVE A WINNER

Whitney's new video is slick, sexy, and soulful - loves it. I'm Aaron James and I approve this video.

SERIOUSLY - DON'T STOP

Words cannot begin to describe how much I lub love Charo and this performance of Don't Stop The Music makes me moist. She turns it out and I LOVE that she brought two of the original Solid Gold dancers out of retirement to back her fierceness up!

MAD MILES

Guess who showed up on Mad Men this past week selling *gasp* marijuana? My new fave actor/singer Miles Fisher. Someone is out-Cruising Tom Cruise (and no, that's not a pun).