Narcissism 101

HE TAKES TO TWITTER

Apparently Perez Hilton and The Black Eyed Peas had an altercation in Toronto where word were spoken, insults were hurled and Perez got beat down by The BEP's manager, Polo. Will.i.am claims it was his fans who hit him, Perez says he had witnesses. Both made videos, but it was Perez' that really hits home. Watch it here.

"I called the police...they explained to me that they would try to make it...when the police are taking their time and they're not coming, I'm freaking out - I took to twitter."

So 2009...

HEY GUYS!

So I got to meet Miranda and I have nothing but respect for that insanely talented lady...

CUSP ISSUES

Because I was born on the cusp of Cancer/Gemini (June 21st), I have always been in flux as to which I am. HX seems to think I'm a Gemini and have made me their "Birthday Gurl" this week. Take a look:

A-HOLE'S ANONYMOUS

This is what Spencer Pratt told Ben Silverman (Chairman NBC/Universal) on the phone as to why he and Heidi Montag-Pratt were quitting I'm A Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here:

"I’m too rich and I’m too famous to be sitting with these people and cleaning up their shit in the jungle, my man. And this cast is de-valuing our fame right now. I sitting next to VH1 comedians that I have never seen before, I’m sitting next to wrestlers, I’m like – this is just not the show… I thought it would be all celebrities. Stars of shows get treated like stars, dude. I’m, fuckin’, supposed to be cleaning up John Salley’s shit in a bucket, dude. You’ve never cleaned up your own shit let alone taken John Salley’s shit to the creek, have you? Don’t throw me in the jungle and treat me like a little guinea pig torture act. Enjoy your dinner."

He and Heidi's "fame" was de-valued?? Who'd he think would do a crap-tastic show like that? Jake Gyllenhaal and Cameron D?