Tina Fay: "And every tree was once a tiny seed."
Steve Martin: "And every tiny seed on earth was placed here by the alien king Romdulay to foster our titrates and fuel our positive transfers."
Tina Fay: "Oh,Steve - no one wants to hear about out religion. That we made up."
Dustin Lance Black: "...if Harvey had not been taken from us 30 years ago, I think he’d want me to say to all of the gay and lesbian kids out there tonight who have been told that they are less than by their churches or by the government or by their families that you are beautiful, wonderful creatures of value and that no matter what anyone tells you, God does love you and that very soon, I promise you, you will have equal rights, federally, across this great nation of ours."
Sean Penn: "I think that it is a good time for those who voted for the ban against gay marriage to sit and reflect and anticipate their great shame and the shame in their grandchildren’s eyes if they continue that way of support. We’ve got to have equal rights for everyone."