Does it really chafe your pudendas that much to wear panties? You know you can't but Cheetos and cigarettes without having someone there taking your picture, so what makes you think they won't get a shot of your freshly shaved cooter while you're getting out of your car?? And is it a coincidence that the three of you freeballers (can I call what you do "freeballing"?) hang in the same circle? Is this your way of winking at the world? A simple eye wink with from a wonky eye would suffice.
Please try...TRY-Y-Y-Y to be tasteful. It's not gonna be pretty when the photographers stop hounding you, I can assure you (see: Tara Reed), so the least you can do until then is retain what's left of your dignity.
Rupert Murdoch actually does have a heart. He has decided that News Corp. will neither publish narcissistic killerO.J. Simpson's "fictional" book nor air the two-part interview.
Thank you, Mr. Murdoch, for sparing us all of this crazed man's confessions and sparing Nicole's two children, her family and Ron Goldman's family more emotional scarring. Isn't it bad enough that he killed them both and now their families should watch him mockingly confess it all on TV and/or read it in print?
Unfortunately you know some other soul-less person will buy the rights and we'll be subjected to it sooner than we know.
"Y'know what, Gayle, don't sweat it. They always make up stories about me being gay as well, but would a gay man be getting married for a third time and have 3 kids -- 2 of which were adopted and one is actually from my brother's sperm rather than mine, but I digress..."
'Cuz you now that's what they're talking about. Love the hair-across-the-forehead look that old man Cruise is rockin', don't you? Very teenage chic.
One should never be happy for one's misfortunes, but I can't help the smile I have on my face as I watch the conservatives around this country unravel. You know, the ones who pass judgment on others and then get caught doing the very same things that they condemn.
"Yes, I did meet with a male hustler and buy crystal meth from him repeatedly, but I never had sex with that man -- just a massage and I never did any of the meth; I threw it away." Whatever puts you to sleep at night, Reverend Haggard. And I won't even go into the large number of politicians that are currently hanging their heads in shame.
I do, however, like when they're called out on it. And I have no shame in admitting that. (Hat tip to Andy Towle for alerting me Keith Olbermann's genius commentary.)