I rarely ever cheer or get happy when someone gets kicked off American Idol, but I did last night. And I cheered loud. Why? Because that phony blonde "country girl", Kelly Pickler (insert gagging sound here), got the boot last night. Lemme tell you something: if there was a scratch-n-sniff card that accompanied the show and one would sniff the appropriate contestant's "scent section" each and every time you saw them on the screen, hers would smell like bullshit. No, y'all, I did not buy the simple country girl from North Carolina act. In fact, I stumbled upon a website today which backs up my claim. Ellie May you're not, Kelly. Heck, you're not even Britney Spears.
If you believed Little Miss Hatfield (or is it McCoy?) would boot-scoot her way back to the holler she growed up in with her bare feet, I'm sorry to have ruined your fantasy.