1. Who's bright idea was it to play the song "Bad Day" when a contestant is axed from American Idol? It's so passive-agressive evil. To me, it's the nice way to tell them, "Thanks for being on the show, now get the fuck off the stage you un-popular, talentless freak." ...Right? "A bad day, indeed, Ryan. A bad day, indeed."
3. Who would be stupid enough to answer an ad that reads: "Past-her-prime Supermodel seeks subservient assistant to handle day-to-day
beatings meetings. Must have thick skin (literally -- stitches aint cheap!) and a current passport."?
3. Who is gonna clean Whitney's bathroom? That bitch is a mess (and by "that bitch" I mean the woman AND the room). I'd say bust out the Comet, but it's both a powder (not wise around Whit-Whit) and is often used to make meth...