I know this is terrible, but I MUST say something about it.
If you are an Asian-American wearing a white t-shirt that says GOT RICE? (a la the milk campaign), you are either:
A. Someone who is very funny and willing to mock yourself (i.e. the type of person I like to surround myself with)
B. Someone who is asking for trouble in a city currently teeming with Republicans.
I'm just sayin'.